Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
