pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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