...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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