I heard we made out
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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