I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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