Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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