Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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