Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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