Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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