u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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