Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
