Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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