I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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