dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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