Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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