is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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