Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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