weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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