is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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