Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So much rum. So many feels.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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