Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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