Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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