my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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