fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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