So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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