Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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