I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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