I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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