I don't think brook has ever known best
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
