it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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