i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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