she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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