he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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