I want to have your abortion
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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