it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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