i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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