final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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