So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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