Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
How does it feel to date your dad?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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