Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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