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what?
penguin condom
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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