I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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