I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
nutella sex= disaster
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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