The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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