Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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