I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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