She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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