I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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