they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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