You smell like stripper and shame
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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