any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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