There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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