That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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