Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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