Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Boobs speak an international language.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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