The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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