Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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